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Jul 07
Let’s face it; we would all like an easy life, no stress and enough money to match the lifestyle to which we would like to become accustomed. It’s why we joined the sales profession. So, if you’ve not worked out how to have an easy life here are some tips.
1. Learn to become a ‘walking talking brochure’ - This is the easy route to selling. You don’t have to learn business speak, you don’t have to understand your customer’s need and you don’t even have to really listen to your customer – all you have to do is learn your product inside out. Therefore, when you are in front of a prospect, let rip with everything you know – they will undoubtedly be impressed. They will also have an easy time as you won’t be asking any of those taxing questions that get them to think about, and remind them of, their issues and problems – easy life all around.
2. Avoid qualifying your deals - Qualifying takes time and energy and may mean that you find out too early that a deal is going nowhere. If this happens you will have to take it out of the pipeline and then you may not have enough deals showing. Best bet is to leave the qualification and at least live the quarter in blissful ignorance that you will not be making your number. While the unqualified deals are there, then at least there is hope and it is only at the end of the quarter you need to worry. This approach takes away a lot of unnecessary stress.
3. Only use the corporate pipeline - You are going to have to use a pipeline, so at least use the corporate one. It’s probably been designed for the easy life. First of all it will have probability of success built in. It will then use this to factor the pipeline. Once the pipeline is factored you don’t have to worry which deal closes – factoring takes care of this for you. If it says you are making your number then obviously it can’t be wrong. If your factored number is less then your targets then put some more deals in and / or change the percentages – this will easily get you where you need to be.
4. Don’t put all your deals in the corporate pipeline - If you do, you only get asked questions and if you can’t answer them you look a bit stupid. Putting deals in the pipeline means more work as you will have to qualify them… and as per tip 2, you should avoid qualifying in the first place.
5. No large deals - Never put your large deals in the pipeline until you are certain they will close. Showing management too much only complicates things. They start offering help and making suggestions. Resources may be diverted to the deal your are running with as it will be deemed to be important to the company – all this creates more work, so best avoid it.
6. No research – avoid it at all costs. This produces work. It means you have to understand your customer. If you show your customer that you understand their business then you are raising their expectations that you might know what you are doing and that you might be helpful. It’s best not to get their hopes up, stick to what you know – your products – at least you will be on safe ground.
7. Killer (kill the) presentations – make sure that your presentations have lots of words on them. This will make it easier for you to present. You don’t have to learn anything and all you need to do is read the words to your audience. Make sure you have plenty of slides as this will fill all the time available and there won’t be any time for questions. The other advantage of reading the slides is that you can look at the screen, while you do it, this means you don’t need to look at your audience and make eye contact – this really does help as you don’t know the audience is there at all.
8. Talk about your company - Always open with talking about how great your company is and what fantastic work you have done with your other clients. This save you time as you don’t have to plan any questions, you don’t have to listen and therefore you don’t have to counter with questions that show interest. Just talk about your own company… it’s easy to do and sure to impress. This tactic also works for men when going on a first date. If you want to impress the women of your dreams then talk about yourself. Tell her how great you are, tell her what you could do for her and if you really want to impress her, tell her of all the people you have slept with (akin to showing your client list) and ask her if she want’s to join the list. You must have tried this approach with your customers, so why not try it with a new date; you will find it works wonders.
9. Do all the internal paperwork - This is a bit of a job saver if the quarter is not going to plan. Show management why you have not been able to get out there talking to prospects… it’s because of the paperwork you have to fill out, all those forms, all those internal meetings. Best of all, call a number of meetings yourself… your colleagues are not going to turn up to them anyway, so you won’t have to plan for them, but your diary will be full. Also, if you need to show a full diary, make sure you plan your meetings in widely dispersed geographies – at least you will have a lot of travelling time, which can be shown as the reason for poor sales. While you are travelling you don’t have to think much – which after all, too much thinking does hurt the brain.
10. Don’t close deals - This means they will be in your pipeline for next quarter. You can plan various meetings at the customer’s site. Don’t try and meet too many people as the few people you do meet probably don’t want the deal to close too early anyway. They probably want to be in control and will be running their own agenda – this should suit you as it means you need to spend time with people who enjoy your company, but don’t ask you to do too much strenuous work. If you find the right prospect, they will want to see more and more of your products. They will want to know all the detail, which is great because you can show them what you know about the product. Neither of you need to worry about what business benefits you need to deliver and this will prolong the sales cycle because they are going to have a hard job getting budget. The deal won’t go away because they will convince you they are in control. You will not know any better because you don’t know anyone else in the account who can confirm the real status of the deal – you can continue with the piece of mind that you are working on deal that will close – one day.
There we go… my top ten tips for an easy sales life. If you follow them you will find your sales life becomes even easier – you probably will soon find you won’t even have to turn up to work – you will have been fired for poor performance – well what do you expect for wanting an easy life!